Frequently Asked Questions...

I do stuff like… answer these few reoccurring questions:

· No I do not have an accent.

· Yes I am American.

· No I am not 21.

· Yes I am sure I am only 19.

· No I cannot legally drink at home.

· Yes I know the drinking age is only 18 here.

· No I am not graduating from college next year.

· Yes I am sure this is only my first year of college.

· No I did not cheat the system to get here.

· Yes I have enough credits to study abroad.

· No my birthday is not in the next five months.

· Yes I just turned 19 a month ago.

· No I do not speak Norwegian.

· Yes I know I look Norwegian but I am positive I do not understand you.

· No I do not live by the ocean (or any body of water for that matter and Linoma beach does not count)

· Yes it gets cold and snows where I am from.

· No I am not married.

· Yes I have had this ring since I was 13.

· No I do not need your help because I am young.

· Yes I am a big girl I’m sure I can figure it out myself.

· No I do not enjoy studying.

· Yes I want to be a mathematics educator.

· No I do not want to comment on my president.

· Yes I know who he is.

· No I have never been to New York or California.

· Yes I have gone skiing even though I’m from NE.

· No I am not scared to live alone.

· Yes I just moved out of my parent’s house a month ago.

· No I am not a twin.

· Yes I have a middle name.

· No I have never crashed my vehicle.

· Yes I can drive I got my license when I was 16.

· No I do not eat McDonalds every day.

· Yes I drink tea at home too.

· No I do not take the bus or walk in the States.

· Yes I have a car.

· No I have never had fresh salmon before this.

· Yes I love steak and corn.

· No I do not want to answer any more of your questions.

· Yes I am sure.